So, Obama whooped up on that Devil from NYC in Iowa during their traditional 'stand and be counted' thing. Thank GOD for that. Seriously. Five days until New Hampshirians (?!) get their turn at picking a set of winners...

Let's just hope that they put Huckabee WAY down after his victory over Romney in Iowa. As much as Guiliani had scared me before, the Southern Baptist minister that is Huckabee TERRIFIES me. Basically, here's the breakdown:

1) Obama wins == Sarah & I stay in the country
2) Paul or Romney wins == Sarah & I *might* stay in the country
3) ANYONE ELSE wins == Sarah & I are either going to be French, Canadian or British

We're not kidding.